2.5 stars. Rated PG-13, for dramatic intensity
By Derrick Bang
I’ll never understand Hollywood.
The actual account of one brave
Coast Guard crew’s mission to rescue survivors of the maimed T2 oil tanker SS
Pendleton, undertaken during a raging nor’easter off the New England coast on
Feb. 18, 1952, is the stuff of unbelievable legend: a saga of bravery, luck and
utterly amazing persistence.
Give it to Disney, and it turns into
an overcooked, eye-rolling, melodramatic mess.
Granted, the ocean-bound storm
sequences are awesome and persuasive, the depiction of the crippled SS
Pendleton — literally torn in half by the storm — grimly unsettling on all
sorts of levels.
The problem is with character
behavior and interpersonal dynamics, as concocted by scripters Scott Silver,
Paul Tamasy and Eric Johnson. Rarely have so many people behaved so childishly,
so stupidly, so TV soap opera-ishly.
And so bewilderingly.
For starters, it’s impossible to
get a bead on our primary hero, Coast Guard Boatswain’s Mate First Class Bernie
Webber (Chris Pine), who overplays a blend of shyness, uncertainty and
self-censure to the point that he seems incapable of completing a sentence, let
alone piloting a vessel. A failed previous mission apparently has left him riddled
with guilt, but that scarcely explains the degree to which he’s belittled,
teased and dismissed by both the local veteran fishermen, and his Coast Guard
colleagues at the Chatham, Mass., Lifeboat Station.
Then there’s his feckless boss,
Daniel Cuff (Eric Bana), assumed to be incompetent because his accent brands
him as having come from “somewhere else.” The accusation likely has merit,
because Bana plays the role with utter bewilderment, as if Cuff doesn’t even
understand how to use the station equipment. We’re supposed to believe this?
But nobody can top the childish
histrionics of Holliday Grainger’s Miriam, who frequently behaves like a
5-year-old having a temper tantrum. A confrontation between Miriam and Cuff is
so howlingly awful, orchestrated so poorly by director Craig Gillespie, that it
must be seen to be disbelieved.
We can’t really fault Grainger,
who’s obviously limited to her scripted lines, and the “guidance” from
Gillespie. Miriam nonetheless remains the worst “devoted gal left behind” that
I’ve seen in many, many years.

