Two stars. Rated PG, for dramatic intensity
By Derrick Bang • Originally published in The Davis Enterprise, 3.9.18
Many reasons exist for this
book’s failure to be adapted to the big screen, during the half-century since
its publication in 1962, all of which director Ava DuVernay and scripters Jennifer
Lee and Jeff Stockwell attempted to ignore, evade or surmount.
Their well-intentioned effort
clearly is heartfelt; it’s just as clearly a failure.
Madeleine L’Engle’s Newbery Medal-winning
fantasy was quite unusual for its time: a loquacious children’s novel that
blends discussions of quantum physics and upper-echelon mathematics with a
Christian subtext likely inspired by C.S. Lewis. It’s a “head” story, with much
of the narrative probing the thoughts and interactions of its protagonist, who
— also quite unusual, for its time — is a young teenage girl.
That latter detail no doubt has
made the book more attractive to today’s potential filmmakers, and I guess
DuVernay can be applauded for bravery. But her handling of A Wrinkle in Time is ponderous, boring and weird, with characters
too frequently placing so much weight on flowery speeches, that I’m surprised
the words don’t sink beneath the story’s many unusual landscapes.
Much of the acting is stiff and
clumsy, and Ramin Djawadi’s relentlessly maudlin orchestral score — which
never, ever lets up — makes one want
to scream for relief.
DuVernay practically begs her
audience to regard this film as Momentously Important, and — needless to say —
that’s the death of successful drama. (Indeed, she did beg, during the uncomfortably awkward on-camera appeal that
preceded Tuesday evening’s preview screening.)
The many disappointing
performances notwithstanding, Storm Reid is an exception. She stands tall as
the saga’s heroine, Meg Murry, a brilliant but self-conscious social outcast
who has come to believe that she’s nowhere near the best version of herself.
Since that insecurity is worn like a shroud, she’s naturally a target for
mean-spirited classmates.
Reid handles this role with
delicacy, her flickering, downcast eyes often half-concealed by a hairstyle she
wears as a shield. She blends the awkwardness of departing childhood with the coltish
grace of impending womanhood, her face often on the verge of tears that Meg
likely couldn’t explain. At the same time, Reid exudes the perception and
ferocious intelligence at the core of this girl. She’s a marvelous heroine.
Adolescent angst notwithstanding,
Meg has good reason for her unrelenting despair: She grieves the loss of her
father (Chris Pine), a scientist who simply ... vanished ... four years
earlier. He and his equally brilliant wife (Gugu Mbatha-Raw) — they’re never
given first names, and are addressed simply as Mother and Father — had been
working on a high-falutin’ concept of instantaneous space travel via what’s dubbed
a “tesseract.”
Mr. Murry disappeared shortly
after the birth of Meg’s younger brother, Charles Wallace, now 6 years old and
gifted with a spooky, near-psychic ability to anticipate and “know” things.
This gift no doubt explains why DuVernay has Deric McCabe play the character
with such precious gravity, but — alas — the young fellow hasn’t near the
acting chops for what the role demands.
I spent the entire film thinking
how far superior Steven Spielberg is, at handling young actors, and how much
more believable this story might have been, had somebody more capable been cast
as Charles Wallace.
Most particularly during the
crucial third act, when poor McCabe flails, founders and whines his way through
a wholly unconvincing series of speeches and actions. One can but wince.
The events in L’Engle’s book
always felt capriciously random, in the manner of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (and still do, as verified by a
re-reading in preparation for this film). DuVernay and her scripters have done
nothing to address this problem, despite co-star Oprah Winfrey’s increasingly
tiresome efforts to conceal gaping narrative gaps via portentous declarations
that sound like they were cribbed from discarded fortune cookies.
Stuff just happens here, for neither rhyme nor reason, building to an ultimate
confrontation between ... well, the same two sides that concerned C.S. Lewis.
So, on an otherwise average day,
Charles Wallace introduces Meg and their mother to the appears-out-of-nowhere
Mrs. Whatsit (Reese Witherspoon), a gaudily dressed but somewhat vague
individual who doesn’t seem entirely comfortable interacting with people, as if
she’s wearing a suit of clothes that fits improperly. This encounter is
followed, the next day, by the arrival of fellow classmate Calvin (Levi
Miller), a popular “cool kid” who felt a sudden urge to be with Meg and Charles
Wallace.
Charles Wallace subsequently
takes them to see the equally opulent Mrs. Who (Mindy Kaling), who speaks only
in familiar aphorisms (always politely citing author and country of origin).
After which, they meet the much more regal Mrs. Which (Winfrey), and suddenly
they all tesseract their way to a verdant planet on the far side of the
universe.
I feel compelled to mention that,
for all their whimsical eccentricities, L’Engle made quite distinct and
entertaining characters of Who, Which and Whatsit. Kaling, Winfrey and
Witherspoon bring nothing to the
party here; their interpretations are interchangeably contrived, bizarre and
clumsily unconvincing.
This adventure’s goal is to
rescue Meg and Charles Wallace’s father, who — four years earlier — naïvely
“tessered” his way to a very dangerous part of the galaxy: the planet Camazotz,
home base of a “black thing” that is the source of all evil in the universe.
For no particular reason, this disturbing cloud of wispy black tendrils also is
known as IT (pronounced “it,” despite the capital letters).
(It could be argued, with amusement,
that L’Engle was disturbingly prophetic, given that much of today’s evil can be
attributed to the rising influence of an entirely different IT pronounced by
its individual letters.)
The eventual confrontation
between the children and IT, on Camazotz, is the book’s most thrilling portion.
DuVernay and her scripters literally throw it away, condensing great stuff with
The Man with Red Eyes (demoted here to a throwaway appearance by Michael Peña)
— easily the novel’s most unsettling character — in favor of pointless chunks
of time spent in special effects-enhanced environments invented for this movie.
The worst of which, by far,
involves a visit to the Happy Medium, who explains what has happened to Mr.
Murry. This entire sequence flops miserably: The set design is daft, the pacing
and dialog are off, and the atrociously miscast Zach Galifianakis’ portrayal of
Happy is by far the most embarrassingly inept job he’s ever done (and we’re
talking about a guy with a lot of bad movies on his résumé).
Granted, L’Engle’s book needed
fleshing out, and an attempt at some sort of continuity that would resonate
with modern viewers. But in their effort to do that, DuVernay and her scripters
have made the story even less
accessible.
Worse yet, they left out the
book’s most poetic revelation — the actual identities of Who, Which and Whatsit
— and one of its most disturbing images: the little boy in a typically
picture-perfect Camazotz suburban neighborhood, who, unlike all the other
children on the block, is unable to bounce his
ball in cadence.
Instead of which, earlier on, we
spent 10 minutes in a lush field of sentient flowers.
L’Engle was still with us, and therefore
able to comment on the only earlier adaptation of this book: a 2003 Canadian
television production which, when asked about it during a Newsweek interview,
she acknowledged met her expectations: “I expected it to be bad, and it is.”
I suspect her opinion of this
version would be even more caustic. (Perhaps mercifully, she died in 2007.)
Ultimately — much the way Christopher
Nolan’s Inception was a lot of stuff
and nonsense en route to revealing the identity of a surrogate Rosebud —
DuVernay’s Wrinkle in Time is a
similarly dull, drawn-out exercise in order to conclude (metaphorically) with a
Beatles song.
Definitely
not worth the effort involved to get there.
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