Four stars (out of five) • Rated PG-13 for brief profanity and dramatic intensity
By Derrick Bang • Originally published in The Davis Enterprise, 9.23.10
Asked by a scorpion to give it a ride across a lake, a frog wisely hesitated, reasonably concerned that the predator would sting it.
"Why would I do that?" the scorpion replied. "I'll be on your back; if I sting you, I'd drown."
This sounded logical to the frog, which therefore allowed the scorpion onto its back. But sure enough, halfway across the lake, the scorpion stung the frog.
"Why?" the frog gasped, as painful black waves of death closed in. "Now we'll both die!"
"It's my nature..." the scorpion answered.
I've always wondered, given writer/director Oliver Stone's left-leaning, populist politics, if he regretted having created the character of Gordon Gekko, so brilliantly played by Michael Douglas in 1987's Wall Street
.
Because while Gekko was designed as the villain we were intended to loathe, Douglas did his job too well; the fictitious financial shark made his malignant behavior charming, and became the admired role model for white-collar hooligans who went on a two-decade binge of Wall Street shenanigans that led, inevitably, to the economic crisis that afflicts us to this day.
Given the opportunity to redress the catastrophe that he helped create — in his cinematic world — would Gekko mend his ways?
Or would he remain true to his nature?






